Why do we need reasons not to work?

Today is a fine wonderful day. Wind blowing with a light drizzle. But I sit in my office waiting for a Deranged Director and a Demonic DOP. All set for the meeting with the script and my Evil Editor on his way. When all of a sudden my phone rings (Bell: "Evil Violin"). I look at the number its Says Demonic DOP. I answer it with "Hell O" When are you reaching office, the reply comes as a shock to me. He says its raining and I cannot come. I replied "A little Drizzle will not extinguish your fire, so come on my son and bring the deranged director with you".  My lord its such a gloomy weather, Dark skies people who did not want the Dark Garden Dam being Damned my the rains and floods. How can I say its a good weather. Its Gods wrath and I be scared"

I said not to worry my son I have here a very Sinister Script with lots of sinful things, So that the people of this country commit a little more. Dop replies: But my lord they are already doomed for hell why issue them more passes. The Dark Lords wants them in exclusive seats I replied.

We Both Laughed.

Now why did a little rain stop him from coming or was it that he did really feel the wrath of God on sinners.

Should there be an all year Ramadan?

On the 14^th roza I asked a friend of mine “dude lets have a party this weekend”. The friend replied “Istaghfirullah what are you talking about a party in Ramadan?” I replied “Dude what’s Ramadan got to do with a party”. Looking at me in anger friend says: Don’t you know that you are not supposed to party in Ramadan. Why I enquired. He said man its like you are not supposed to do commit any sin during this month.

Man don’t give me that shit about not committing any sin in Ramadan we do it all year long. His answer was “look I don’t know I just heard it and I believe it. You are supposed to do this as it kind of training for the rest of the year to be good or something”. If its to make us learn and practice something all year long then why don’t we do that. Why stop this month why not all the year, and if we can do it the rest of the year then why not this month? What u are saying don’t make sense I replied. Friend replied I just know you are not supposed to do any of this in this month.

This was just one friend, when I looked around I saw all my friend giving me the same shit and none knowing any good reason for it. Oh Great Dark Lord, the humans are in the right direction. I asked an angel the other day “how many sins of Muslims this month” he replied the highest. What@#54@&* ? Was my reply. I added Man what are you talking about isn’t this the month Muslims think they are not supposed to commit sin at all? He replied “no it should be all year long and Muslims do this as they have heard that during this month Allah decides their future. Ah so they try to fool HIM. Dint they know he does have the record of their lives? Who are these Muslims kidding? The angel told me that people will be sent to hell for doing this.

My Lord in the end it’s a great news for us we got more sinners coming our way.

"From the Shores of Gahanna”

Kingdom Of Doom

We reach our hands towards the sky
And wait for the killing sign
So follow me through the desert night
As we prepare for the fight
No one knows what the future brings
It can all end tonight
So kneel down, pray to the sky
That we can make it through the night

Under the moon, this march of doom, it comes too soon
Under the sun, prophecy undone, the omen will come
Blood, fire, follow the fire in this funeral pyre
Killing time, slowly freezes what's left behind

They slaughter without mercy, killing frenzy starts
Stone cold bloody mercenaries to the death
Brimstone and fire falls from the sky
Doomsday comes crashing in the air tonight

Forever your soul will hold
What you could not control

Kingdom of hate, kingdom of pain
Kingdom of doom, kingdom of death

Enlighten yourself with my Daily Ramblings.

While I go for a walk on the shores of Gehinnom with Lucifer Satan, I get to see the real side of the dark world. These eye openers and his views on the happenings around the world, around us, No no no, not me and him but the world you live in. Yes this planet “Earth”. And this blog is about “YOU” who live here on earth and do God forsaken things, which I like. But some of you Do the hideous things.